I guess this makes sense

You guys have probably heard the saying that if something that should be moving isn't you just spray it with WD-40 until it moves. And if something is moving and you want it to stop you use duct tape. Well if you keep that in mind I guess this story makes sense. My favorite is how they quote one of the other passengers who "saw Castillo having drinks in an airport bar before boarding." The other thing I found interesting is that "ankle cuffs kept sliding off." Does this mean she doesn't have feet so the cuffs just slid off her leg? Where these toy cuffs? Did she have cankles so big they couldn't close cuffs around them? I think that's one of the stranger aspects of this story. Anyways, I guess it can help you appreciate flights that aren't so smooth. You can always say "well at least they didn't have to tape me to my seat" (unless of course you find yourself in a situation like this one). One last thought... will this be the new one liner to replace "don't tase me bro?" Will it now be "don't tape me bro?"