A car crash and a new Nic Cage movie... yeah about the same amount of fun. Allow me to state the obvious... Nic Cage and Nic Cage movies by association suck. So
this is just a sign... don't wast your money seeing this next year (you can thank me later). Apparently,
I'm not the only one who has doubts about this picture. Speaking of pictures, isn't one worth about a thousand words? To conclude my argument (against this movie) I present my coup-de-grace.

I'm going to go ahead and give that a minute to sink in for you...
Anyway, read
this (I especially like the last part of the scenario generator) and then
this (watch out for some swears in that second link, also they're by the same guy so a little repetitive but funny). Just remember, the next time you see a Nic Cage movie you're going to roll your eyes and wish you'd not bothered; you've been warned.
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No one makes fun of Raising Arizona... could it be that that movie was actually good? Nicholas Cage is not that terrible - but I do agree that lately the movies are kind of are.
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